Memo to all sports talk radio blowhards:

College football sucks.

The season ended over a month ago. No one cares about bowl games. No cares about Brady Quinn. I don't want to hear about a sport with no playoff system and rankings based on a computer program.

Guys, check the calendar. It's January. Playoffs start in the Big Boys' League in two freakin' days. Get with the program!

Giants/Eagles aren't enough to talk about? Do the Jets/Patriots mean anything to you? Apprentice vs. Master? Can Indy pull things together? Are the Chargers the team to beat?

If that's not enough there is always Nick Saban leaving the Dolphins, possibly Parcells' last game, Randy Johnson being traded, the unfortunate death of Broncos CB Darrent Williams, Pat Riley taking a leave of absence and Bill Cowher stepping down in Pittsburg.

My point is that while talk radio honks debate BCS standings, and who's going to be the next great NFL QB, the real world of perfessional sports is going on. You know, the leagues where the players are the world's greatest. The leagues were men play. If I want to see some kids play football, I'll go down to the local high school.

So next year or even this spring when NCAA is in full effect, please, don't start you show off with what happened in the Insight Bowl or the PapaJohns.com Bowl. I can tell you right now that me and millions of listeners don't care about your bracket. Leave the gambling to real degenerates.

Let's talk sports. Real sports.